are Always ready to take new ideas & run with them, especially around the house at 2a.m., for no reason; and each has a keen ability to drive a hard bargain, "No Deal, Unless Strings Attached"! 

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​They're always thinking outside the box, since they pooped in it; proficient in Excel & PowerPoint, and always ready to stay late to handle a red dot situation. 

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​Unfortunately, their licenses have been revoked due to multiple arrests, for excessive catnip consumption and public cuteness at the Tuna Convention; and we almost lost a few, to a guy with a can opener on his key ring, but this was addressed at their Purr-formance review. 

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​"Humans are not quite sure what us Cats do all day; I tell you, there is a lot we do, a plethora of critical jobs that go un-noticed. We’re there, in the background, day in, day out, working, without complaint".